Do you find yourself with a piece a computer hardware that is locked via the BIOS with an unchangeable secure boot setting, but you want run a non-Microsoft-approved Linux on it? Then you found the right place, because that’s exactly what this is about.

This piece is a cautionary tale about security and ‘if there’s a will there’s a way’. It is explicitly not about hacking, since no reverse engineering or exploits have been used to perform this parasitic (software) transmutation. However, first things first.